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The nine most bad ass Bible verses

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Cracked.com lists out the nine verses that help make the Bible the bestselling book of all time. Check out their list, I included my favorite below (Ezekial 23: 19 – 20):

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Contrary to what you may think, the Bible has never shied away from talking about sex. In fact, the entire Song of Solomon is dedicated to describing a couple getting it on, complete with lines like “I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers”. This verse is particularly explicit, though, informing us that Egyptians are hung like farmyard animals, and can ejaculate in quantities to rival the annual flooding of the Nile.

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Written by Scott

December 6, 2007 at 3:43 pm

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