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Hooray for live TV!

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Just in time for Halloween, behold the horror!

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The original:

And the 2008 version:

What is with this kid's hat?

What can you even say about old cigarette ads?

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I’m sure kids had fun playing this, but the subject matter is just sort of creepy.  It is one step removed from Lice! The Game.

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Smarmy salesman not included

My favorite part of this gigantic television is the optional gigantic VCR.  What do those knobs on it even do?

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Nothing says “I want some chicken” more than a horrifying montage of nightmare fuel.

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Strangely, this is not fake.  Poop Freeze is a real product used in picking up after your dog.  Their slogan of “Just Frost & Toss!” sounds vaguely naughty.

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This is what I wear when I’m just hagnin’ round and breakdancing.

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This is actually a commercial for AMP Energy, but whatever.  Just enjoy the celebration of the walk of shame.