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Just in time for Halloween, behold the horror!

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The original:

And the 2008 version:

I hope this dude escapes from her clutches.

I am just excerpting a few nuggets, but this has to be seen to be believed.  Here is the general summary:

Two days ago, I listened to a 9-6-08 message by Bree Keyton, a young woman evangelist who had just traveled to Kenya and visited Obama’s home village and what she found out about his relations with his tribal people was chilling. And his “cousin” Odinga was dreadful. She said the witches, warlocks and those involved in satanism and the occult get up daily at 3 a.m. to release curses against McCain and Palin so B. Hussein Obama is elected.

And my personal favorite part:

The occultists are “weaving lazy 8’s around McCain’s mind to make him look confused and like an idiot”. Bree K. said we need to break these curses off of him that are being sent from Kenya.

So…yeah.  Be sure to vote in order to help stop the crazy.

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HE HAS TO BE THERE BY FIVE!!!

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Golfers are so easy to anger.

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The headline pretty much sums up this article.  10 year old’s dad was too drunk to drive and the other woman in the van was downing pills, so the kid tried to drive everyone home.  It didn’t pan out, and he flipped the van.  Oh, and his dad was wearing this shirt:

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