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This is just a brilliant commercial.

The doctor will see you now.

Rue the day has a nice collection of costumes from this year’s Comic Con.  I think Nurse Joker is my favorite, just based on the sheer awesomeness of that entire scene from the movie.

via Neatorama

Yeah, that kid is evil.

I’m trying to get worked up for the Olympics.

Sen. Ted Stevens was indicted on seven counts of making false statements.  It’s all over the tubes.

Nothing says “I want some chicken” more than a horrifying montage of nightmare fuel.

via BoingBoing

When aiming, you should take your time and make sure you get it right.  Really, be patient.  We’ll wait.

Update: My emotions were played with.  Activision called bullshit on this list.

I hope this isn’t fake, because then it would just be playing with my emotions. It’s got Muse, Metallica, G’n'R, and THREE Tool songs.

Eagle Rock High School Tour:

• “Dope Nose” by Weezer
• “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World
• Encore: “Today” by Smashing Pumpkins

Big City Kids Tour:

• “Roland” by Interpol
• “Santeria” By Sublime
• Encore: “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers

Feelin’ Nostalgic Tour:

• “Take It on the Run” by REO Speedwagon
• “Hold the Line” by Toto
• Encore: “Rebel Yell” by Billy Idol

Vixens Tour:

• “Heartbreaker” by Pat Benatar
• “All Around Me” by Flyleaf
• Encore:”Misery Business” by Paramore

Undertow Tour:

• “Stinkfist” by Tool
• “Lateralus” by Tool
• “Schism” by Tool

Synchronicity Tour:

• “Guitar Battle Vs. Sting” (Guitar Career Only)
• Encore: “Every Breath You Take” by The Police

Fight the System Tour:

• “The Kids Aren’t Alright” by The Offspring
• The Good Left Undone” by Rise Against
• Encore: “Bleed it Out” by Linkin Park

QQ Tour:

• “Face Down” by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
• “The Kill” by 30 Seconds to Mars
• Encore: “Thank You for the Venom” by My Chemical Romance

Rockin the Carnival Tour:

• “Dammit” by Blink 182
• “When You Heat Stops Beating” by +44

Neva’ Forget Tour:

• “Jumpin Jack Flash” by The Rolling Stones
• “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Öyster Cult
• Encore: “Light My Fire” by The Doors

We Want the Funk Tour:

• “Take it Away” by Red Hot Chili Peppers
• “Renegades of Funk” by Rage Agaisnt the Machines
• Encore: “No Sleep till Brooklyn” by The Beastie Boys Feat. Kerry King

Rockin’ the Joint Tour:

• “Are You Gonna Go My Way” by Lenny Kravitz
• “I Don’t wanna Miss a Thing” by Aerosmith

On Top of the World Tour:

• “Man in the Box” by Alice in Chains
• “Kickstart My Heart” by Mötley Crüe
• Encore: “Spin the Black Circle” by Pearl Jam

G. Stinger Tour:

• “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana
• “Car Chase City” by Tenacious D
• Encore: “Everlong” by Foo Fighters

Lands End Tour:

• “Animal” by Def Leppard
• “Runaway” by Bon Jovi
• Encore: “Paradise City” by Guns N’ Roses

Doin’ it Different Tour:

• “Song for the Dead” by Queens of the Stone Age
• “Vasoline” by Stone Temple Pilots
• Encore: “Assassin” by Muse

Hootin’ and Hollerin’ Tour:

• “The Boys Are Back in Town” By Thin Lizzy
• “Life in the Fastlane” by The Eagles
• Encore:”Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd

All Pissed Off Tour:

• “Here to Stay” by KoRn
• “Dragula” by Rob Zombie
• Encore: “Bat Country” by Avenged Sevenfold

Here Me Roar Tour:

• “10,000 Fists” by Disturbed
• “Duality” by Slipknot
• Encore: “Toxicity” by System of a Down

S.D.M.F. Tour:

• “Guitar Battle Vs. Zakk Wylde” (Guitar Career Only)
• *Encore: “Demise of Sanity” by Black Label Society

Fathers of Metal Tour:

• “Don’t Talk to Strangers” by Dio
• “Heaven and Hell” by Black Sabbath
• Encore: “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne

Making Progress Tour:

• “The Spirit of Radio” by Rush
• “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd
• Encore: “Pull Me Under” by Dream Theatre

Eruption Tour:

• “Beat it” by Micheal Jackson Feat. Eddie Van Halen
• “Hot for Teacher” by Van Halen

Tooth Fang & Claw Tour:

• “Guitar Battle Vs. Ted Nugent” (Guitar Career Only)
• Encore: “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent

Decades of Metal Tour

• “Warriors of Time” by Black Tide
• “Leather Rebel” by Judas Priest
• Encore: “Hallowed be Thy Name” by Iron Maiden

Livin’ in a Nightmare Tour:

• “Angel of Death” by Slayer
• “Tornado of Souls” by Megadeth
• Encore: “Master of Puppets” by Metallica

Legends of Rock Tour:

• “Johnny B. Goode” by Chuck Berry
• “The Wind Cries Mary” by Jimi Hendrix
• Encore: “Purple Haze (Live)” by Jimi Hendrix

Bonus Tour:

• “45″ by Shinedown
• “96 Quite Bitter Beings” by CKY
• “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000
• “Clavado en un Bar” by Maná
• “Enjoy the Silence” by Lacuna Coil
• “Feuer Frei” by Rammstein
• “Fury of the Storm” by Dragonforce
• “Never Too Late” by The Answer
• “Nottingham Lace” by Buckethead
• “One Armed Scissor” by At The Drive-In
• “Satch Boogie” by Joe Satriani
• “Schrei” by Tokio Hotel
• “Soul Doubt” by NOFX

• “We’re An American Band” by Grand Funk Railroad
• “Guitar Battle Vs. Sting” by Sting
• “Guitar Battle Vs. Ted Nugent” By Ted Nugent
• “Guitar Battle Vs. Zakk Wylde” by Zakk Wylde

via Joystiq

I’m not sure which is worse, the equipment:

or the statues:

View lots more over at Mental Floss.

Even the smaller storms are scary looking.