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Tonight, on a very special episode of Star Wars, we learn about the perils of drunk driving and smoking.

via GiggleSugar

Highlights include passing up Dan Marino, as well as passing on Warren Sapp while the entire crowd chants “We want Sapp”.

via Bob Cesca

From Jimmy Kimmel:

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This parody of instructional films starts off kinda funny and then charges headfirst into awesome.

via Neatorama

via For Your Entertainment

Very Sin City looking.

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From NOAA:

The combined global land and ocean surface temperature was the second warmest on record in March, behind 2002, and the eleventh warmest on record for January-March year-to-date period. Temperatures were warmer than average across Europe and Asia, prompting the March 2008 global and Northern Hemisphere land surface temperatures to be the warmest since records began in 1880. La Niña, the cold phase of the El Niño-Southern Oscillation, persisted in the equatorial Pacific, damping ocean surface temperatures. The global average ocean sea surface temperature (SST) in March was the 13th warmest on record.

via Climate Progress

Words cannot describe the horror.

via Engadget (thanks John)